Jan Smithers, Part 4

Update: February 29, 2000 -- Entertainment Tonight ran a story on February 26 about WKRP, one of those "where are they now?" stories.  Unfortunately, I missed it (yeah, even though one of the show's staff anonymously emailed me about it).  However, from what I've heard about it from others, Jan's few seconds of airtime were devoted to a fan's web site and her displeasure about some comments made about her relationship with James Brolin.  The following entry from the guestbook is well-written, and I wholeheartedly endorse it:

This is going to sound like lecturing, though it isn't intended as such: While it's good that you've taken down most of the disparaging references to James Brolin, I think you probably ought to put up some sort of apology for unwittingly putting out misinformation about Jan Smithers and her marriage. Obviously you didn't intend any harm, but a lot of people, after reading your website, took to saying that Brolin had "dumped" Smithers to marry Streisand--and I think it was clear from her interview on "Entertainment Tonight" that Smithers was upset, or at any rate displeased, at being portrayed as a "victim" dumped by a "cad." We often underestimate the power of the internet, but clearly your site has been influential in ways you couldn't have foreseen and certainly never intended; it must have been something of an unpleasant surprise to find, on national television, that the subject of your fan-worship site not pleased with the influence your site has had. (They didn't mention you by name, of course, but clearly you are the "devoted fan" they were referring to.) Again, this isn't meant as a lecture. But since you put up this website as a tribute to Jan Smithers, it might be a good idea to apologize for having offended her. And I would also advise you to take down *all* disparaging references to James Brolin-- that includes the crack about the "downward move" in marrying Streisand (it's true, it is a downward move, but it's still nasty and it detracts from your site) and the line about Brolin not attending the funeral of Robert Young, and that obviously fake quote from that tabloid about Brolin's finances. Just make this a Jan Smithers site, and leave Brolin out of it, except for factually mentioning that he used to be married to her and that they're now divorced. Perhaps that's what you should have done in the first place.

Point made, and agreed with.  (Very well written, too.) I've taken down the comments in question, and I apologize for their small-mindedness.  And Jan - please don't let my few lapses detract from the heartfelt affection that the (literally) thousands of people who have responded to this page have expressed for your work.  I think the rest of this Jan Smithers site of mine makes it abundantly clear that the "drooling fan" of the title is meant tongue in cheek. 

Update: June 23, 2000 -- I haven't updated in a while.  See if you can help this woman:

Hi, my name is Judith Wahler and I hope you can help me- My husband Robert Wahler played Burton in this movie- He is seriously ill with a brain tumor and we are trying to create a media room for him.  This is the only film that is missing from his collection.  The film is out of print and we are looking desperately for it- Please if you have a copy we will pay for this or if you know someone that does please refer them to me. Our son Ben, would love to see this movie. If you have a copy we will pay you to copy this- Please contact me re: this matter- your effort is greatly appreciated- thanks  Judy Wahler

If you have a copy of this movie, let me know and I'll put you in touch with Judy.

Update (finally): June 29, 2001 -- Yes, it has been a very long time since the last update (a year and 6 days, to be exact).  I have had horrendous problems with my server provider, and things have been a little hectic.  But I'm back. 

The movie in the last update was found and provided.  Thanks for your help.

I continue to get great feedback on this page.  Here is an email I got today:

This should probably go in your Jan Smithers guestbook but I'll do a filleted version for that, cos I've got a lot of good things to say.... and thought I should do it personally.

I'm writing from England and I'm delighted and amazed. This is one of the best discoveries I have ever made on the web.

In England, WKRP never got a regular slot on prime-time terrrestrial or satellite TV. Ever. Honestly. I think we'd gone cold on US sitcoms in the kind of slough between MASH (hobbling to its end) and Cheers (just starting).

We in Britain must have seen only, oh, 20 or so episodes, tops.

There were a few of us in my high school who trawled the schedules for good comedy and in my final year someone told me to watch WKRP in summer 83; 'it's really good and it's got this amazing girl in it'. Well, I had to stay up til about midnight, and just missed the start. Five minutes in, my jaw completely dropped; oh, my God! Of course next day I realised these other kids hadn't meant her at all but Loni... I think it was only the fact that I was just starting to go with my first girlfriend that I didn't flip completely. The show then ping-ponged around the schedules and this may have stopped me getting too mesmerised.

About 85 it completely disappeared, never to return. But I always remembered Bailey (although, get this- I forgot the glasses) and wondered if I'd ever get to see any pix. I've been on the net 3 years and have never got round to looking for her, until yesterday when an entry on WKRP in a comedy encyclopedia caught my eye. "Oh yeah," I thought, "Jan Smithers. Let's put her name in the browser and..."

I hope this doesn't sound corny- I'm a writer and author (http://paulstump.virtualave.net) and by rights I should be the foe of cliche- but your site knocked my socks off. Have been writing lots and lots of notes about female smiles, shapes of faces etc.

It looks good, is well written and most of all, I'd forgotten just what a heartbreaker Jan was. I've hardly been able to think about anything else since. And I'd forgotten too how sweet her character was. I remember now thinking when I watched the show, 'come on, women like that can't really exist'.

When one reaches one's thirties, one can very easily distinguish a 'type' one is attracted to- as you note. For about seven years now I've traced back through my various relationships a type of my own, looks and personality-wise... I was never sure where it began but now I may have a clue.

And here's something else. For about a year now I've worked in the same office as a seriously beautiful (and serious) young woman who I've worshipped from afar (with no genuine intent though- she's 20 and I'm 35). I've racked my brains trying to remember who she reminds me of. Now I know- Jan. This is a real dead ringer we're talking about here- minus the glasses. Pix 1 and 4 on the first page could be her. What's more she is- you guessed- very shy, quiet, prim and proper but also very clever and funny. This is a very, very spooky discovery- but also very amusing.

As I say, great page- makes me want to find some episodes on video...

God she'll be 52 in a few days. Now that IS spooky.

Thanks again, I'll be in touch, and keep up the good work,

Paul

Update - July 10, 2001 - I got the following note from a guy in the industry.  What he says is true, and I'm passing it along.  On the other hand, I've been doing this page for 3 years now, and I can't think of a single further thing to say about Jan Smithers.  I feel like Shatner telling off the trekkies, but she is a fairly minor actress from 20 years ago, and we should all get a life.  Of all the stuff on Cloth Monkey, some of which is pretty cool and some of which I'm rather proud of, what gets the most hits?  Jan.  

If I ever get any kind of message from Jan, I'll be sure to pass it along.  Otherwise, hasta la vists, fellow babies.

Scott,

I won't overstate the obvious. Like thousands, I found your site, because I was scratching an itch about Jan Smithers. (I caught a WKRP today, on TNN.)

I noticed the abrupt ending to your page. It seems quite obvious, (which of course has nothing to do with the facts...which only you can supply...), that the wind was let out of your sails, after the unfortunate events of last years ET Broadcast and interview of Jan Smithers. Someone, who I must assume is affiliated with her in some way, or ET, then sent you that letter two days later, about her need for an apology from you.

First...so to be clear, I was unable to take the time to read the entire guest book, (which is why I write you.) I have to ask...what was the general response from readers about your apology? ...Why did you end your updates? ...Did you ever hear from anyone "in the know" if Ms. Smithers ever read your apology? (It would seem likely)

My two cents:

I've worked in the film & TV business for many years. I live among the celebrities, and the wanna-be's. I do not know, or have met, any of the cast of WKRP, but I know them "in spirit", so to speak. What I mean is this...Generally speaking, entertainers in this business appreciate their fans. They need to. (So do I, or I wouldn't make a living off them.) In some way it massages the ego. But not all Entertainers have that ego, and the appreciation is more genuine.

I can't believe that someone like Jan Smithers, as described by countless others, including yourself, ...would hold a grudge, let alone any hard feelings. She just doesn't seem like the angry type. You displayed, and wrote well about, your appreciation of her. You made the proper corrections to her wishes. And, you apologised. I've met "groupies", "hanger's-on" & a few stalkers. I doubt you would fit the profile, and she should likewise see the same. Even the writer of the rebuking letter, saw your sincerity.

Bottom line is...unless you have completely different reasons not obvious, you should give serious consideration to renewing your updates.

Who gives a rats-ass if she ever recognises you again, let alone forgives you. These websites are a growing phenomenon. Good ones need to be recognised...even if the intended subject doesn't. Ms. Smithers should be flattered.

Update -- September 10, 2001 -- I had to add the following entry from the guestbook, if only for the way this guy was sort of a mirror image of me.  He moved from Northern Virginia to San Francisco in 1966; I moved from SF to NV in 1969.  I've always felt it was a good thing that I got out of SF in the eighth grade - if I'd stayed longer, God know what I would have ended up doing (instead of the thrill-a-minute Government job I've been half-performing for 25 years).

Dear Scott,

Great web page on Jan Smithers! After reading it, it struck me again how small the world is. I thought I was the only closet Jan Smithers fan who couldn't admit in male presence that I would have turned down a date with Loni Anderson to go out with Jan. It also sort of cross-referenced a few events in my life that I didn't even know where related!

In the spring of 1966 I was a senior at Wakefield High School in Arlington VA. Back then Arlington was a middle class bedroom community with a large national cemetery. I was one of about 100 neighborhood kids who started elementary school together and had been in the same class right up to high school graduation. We were a close bunch, about to be broken up by graduation and college. All swore to keep in touch and get together during college breaks. Except for me. That winter, my Dad was moved by his employer to San Francisco. My mother and I were following him to California as soon as I graduated. I was deeply despondent over the upcoming move and loss of my friends. Then came that March 1966 Newsweek cover. A blue eyed, sun bleached blond teenager in tight jeans on the back of a motorcycle was way sexier than what was then deemed appropriate attire and behavior on the East Coast. I had know idea who she was (didn't read the article), but suddenly moving to California was to be envied, not dreaded.

Talk about cultural shock! Moving from the joe collegian atmosphere of Arlington to the flower child/hippie era of San Francisco in 1966 was the most traumatic thing I've done in my life. But some tutoring from fellow junior college classmates soon had me joining Students for a Democratic Society and listening to KMPX-FM at night (back then FM had no commercials). I seem to recall that KMPX had another DJ by the name of Sly Stone (later, of Sly and the Family Stone fame).

By the mid 1970s I ended up living in Kettering Ohio. Cincinnati was the best kept secret in America when it came to adult entertainment. The Playboy Club was directly across the street form Riverfront Stadium and the Reds and Bengals were perennial conference contenders. Then along came WKRP in the late 1970s, which starred Kettering's own Gary Sandy. The production was so much in tune to the city's personality and events that it was easy to forget it was made in Hollywood and not Cincinnati.

I also watched WKRP to see Jan Smithers. I had no clue who she was or that she was that girl on Newsweek. But 15 years later she had the same effect on me that she did in 1966. She had the striking looks that men dream about. Visiting your website 20 years later was truly déjà vu all over again. Keep up the good work. If not for her, then just of us guys who felt she epitomizes beauty.

Richard Almassy, Long Beach Californa Richard.almassy@boeing.com

I wish I had a better copy of that Newsweek cover.  A nice color scan from one of you Smithers freaks out there would be greatly appreciated.

Update:  December 27, 2001 -- I got the following email:

I went to Taft High School with Jan from 1964-1966. We both hung out with the same crowd...surfers. She was the most un-pretentious sweetheart of a girl you will ever meet. She was like "one of the guys." However, her beauty was so overwhelming, you just knew she was headed for big things and when I saw her photo on the cover of Newsweek, I thought..."she's on her way.

I bumped into her at a hippie place back in 1967 called the "Middle Earth." They sold all kinds of stuff, like..."You put you weeeeed in there." She was with her sister Mary, who was another total fox. I heard that she died a while back, but don't quote me on that.

Back then, Taft High in Woodland Hills was a really special place. It was like "surf city." Everybody had a bitchen car and during the summer, you could walk through the parking lot and hear the Beach Boys blaring from every radio.

I spoke to Jan about a month ago. She's still the same sweet girl I went to school with. I thought you might find this interesting. (Name withheld)

Also, the ever-resourceful "Jed" has been passing along photos of Jan at a fairly regular clip, and I promised I'd post them.  God knows where he gets these things from.

 

Update - June 23, 2002 -- Some kind soul finally scanned the color pictures from the March 1966 Newsweek.  Here they are.  I especially like the eye makeup in the ice cream cone picture - it's like watching Gidget on TVLand!

 

 


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