I don't know which bugs me more -- the drooling fan worship pages that all the little unwashed college students keep posting to the web, or their utter unimaginitiveness. The last time I looked, Yahoo! had 76 web pages listed for Alicia Silverstone -- a cool babe, I agree, but branch out a bit, fellas! The same goes for Cindy Crawford, other swimsuit models and whoever the latest babe du jour is.

I'm not made of stone, however. (Well, part of me sometimes is, but that's an old joke.) Even though I'm over 40 and married with children, I do have my fantasy women. They're just a little quirkier and more obscure than most. "Quirky," as a matter of fact, is probably the highest complement I can pay someone, and the pursuit of quirkiness led me to some very strange women before I met my non-quirky wife. (She's met some of them, and says "quirky" is the least of their problems.)

There is not enough appreciation of quirky babes on the Internet, so I have decided to honor some of them here. After long consideration, Cloth Monkey has bestowed the title of Lifetime Cloth Monkey Quirky Babe on the following goddesses:

• Lindsay Fisher
  
• Corrine Bohrer
  
• Daria Morgendorffer
  
• Illeana Douglas
  
• Julia Sawahla
  
• Jan Smithers
  
• Alexandra Wentworth
  
• Katherine Whalen
  
• Alanna Ubach
  
• Janeane Garafalo
  

Cloth Monkey bemoans the lack of (good) web pages for these exemplary celebrity honeys, and waits anxiously for some enterprising individuals out there to correct this miscarriage.

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